Caroline Colosimo is a junior at the University of Michigan who does her best writing while blasting Broadway showtunes. She likes to believe she is critically acclaimed for her humorous daily tweets about the world, and continually leaves her readers wanting more of her unpublished and uncensored thoughts. She enjoys reading Flannery O’Connor, John Green, and celebrity gossip.
She lives in Ann Arbor with six girls
who all hate Broadway showtunes.