Dust Jacket…

 

Emily Hoffner lives in La La Land, where chocolate grows on trees and where Ann Taylor Loft is the center of the universe.  She is critically acclaimed for winning the “Short Fuse Angry Ginger” award back in 1996, when the bully in kindergarten stole her crayons and tried to flush them down the toilet.  Her favorite wine is Yellowtail Chardonnay, but it only tastes good when paired with sweatpants at the end of a god-awful day.  She enjoys engaging in passionate discussions with stubborn inanimate objects.  She has a boyfriend who is wacky enough to love her.  (He has a strict and detailed mouthwash-gargling ritual.)

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