People with a fast metabolism,
if you lost that gene you’d wish for an atavism.
As Valentine’s Day approaches,
the chocolate on the Walgreen’s shelves encroaches.
I just want to buy shampoo,
but the chocolate makes me cry boohoo.
If I had a fast metabolism I would eat everything I see,
I would eat like a cow and feel oh so free.
Chocolate on chocolate on chocolate,
I could eat it until my jeans did not fit.
Friday I will go to dinner with friends,
if I treat myself dessert depends.
I hate you, I hate you, and I hate you.
But chocolate, if I could, I would date you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I wish I could be a cow,
that constantly bellows moo.